Friday, 23 May 2008

HARDASS EXPOSED: Rohan Wenn's George Michael Fetish Revealed

Some people make it too easy to be teased.
 
A patriot in high standing has advised that the personalised number plate of supposed tough guy from Today Tonight Rohan Wenn FRDM90 actually represents a tune Freedom '90 which was - wait for it - gay icon George Michael's first single after leaving the warm bosom of band Wham!
 
It was a big hit, partly because of the above video which included lots of scantily-clad super-model mates of George Michael lip-syncing along.
 
We note that Wenn is very much a straight married man with enfants whose hobbies include wood-chopping, beer-swilling, arm-wrestling and ___________ (think of your own very manly pursuit and insert as appropriate). The fact that he can juxtapose his aggreso lifestyle as a TV reporter foot-in-the-door hitman hardass with Age reading while poncing around in a silver Peugeot with George Michael fan personalised number-plates is a credit to how secure he truly must be in his masculinity.
 
Good for him. Tis a better man than I.
 
The informant patriot be getting his god-fearing Gloria Jean's voucher next week to celebrate freedom in a non George Michael kinda way, ie not singing in the presence of super-models. You can't have everything.

The big question is will he be at the Australian premiere of Sex and the City?
 
Have a good weekend. May patriots enjoy a prosperous ALP State Conference of left-smiting.

Game on.

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LOOK IN THE MIRROR: Why The Extreme Left Is To Blame For High Rents


The Tenants Union in Victoria is demanding state government imposed rent control, pointing to big recent rent increases in inner-city Melbourne.

And yet their mates in the Socialist Left and Greens Party strongly oppose nearly all new plans for the supply of higher density housing, subject it to lengthy delay in local councils and interminable and unnecessary bureaucracy. Some councils are better than others but mostly they give developers a very hard time, driven by residents nervous about change or keen for selfish economic reasons to limit the supply of new housing in their neighbourhood.

It's barely necessary to point out that price controls would make the problem of housing shortages even worse, almost certainly much worse.

And it shouldn't be necessary to tell the lefty ideologues in the so-called Tenants Union that they need to flick their switch from preaching regulation to being pro-development if they're really serious about putting downward pressure on inner-city rents.

Somehow I doubt the leftists in there will be doing that anytime soon. Which does make you wonder whether they put their preachtard political interests ahead of the good of their members and the taxpayers who subsidise the TUV.

Game on.

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FIFTH COLUMN: Has Today Tonight Been Infiltrated By Leftistes?

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Seven's Today Tonight is one of the OC's fave TV programmes, patriotically serving up the scalps of those who do wrong, be they dodgy Chinese restaurants, crooked motor mechanics, pedophiles and such.

22-05-08_1455 But not everyone there is perfect, as we can see in the above pic taken yesterday by one of the OC's roving citizen paps, armed with mobile phone cam. Yes, it's their Rohan Wenn caught Soviet red-handed reading the nation's most left-wing daily, The Age newspaper while heading back to his Frenchy trendoid car Peugeot. All he lacks is a beret and some hash cookies.

Anyone who can figure out what his number-plate "Freedom 90" might refer to will be in the running for a god-fearing Gloria Jean's gift voucher which could get you at least three lattes of the non-left kind.

Game on.

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IN THE PREDATOR'S LAIR: Young Labor Socialist Left Return To Gavin Marshall's Bunker of Fun To Bounce Around On His Casting Couch

A patriot writes:

The hapless Young Labor Left faction (Monash Latte Left tendency) has quickly swallowed its pride over a scandal involving Senator Gavin Marshall's enthusiastic interest in some of its young females.

The faction held a yawnfest on abortion for their women's caucus at the office of Senator Gavin 'Predator' Marshall earlier this week, ironic given that the Senator is known for his interest in sharing the love with its young women membership, as chronicled last year on the OC. Senator Marshall was then accused of exploiting his position to hit on young leftistes, all in comradely friendship of course. Richard Dalla Riva declined to comment.

Insiders in the dwindling faction were said to be disturbed by this decision, and are still questioning the 'leadership' over their choice of venue. As is typical with the Socialist Left and their underlings, these concerns have been completely dismissed by the arrogant leadership, with members told that they must accept the decisions of their "overlords" without question, or else be expelled from the group. Or ordered to attend another beach camp in the company of chubby checker Mark Baker.

The simmering tensions within the cadres are said to be close to boiling over, with a number of recent departures from the ultra-militant student wing of Young Labor Left, the National Labor Students.

LET'S BE MEAN TO SARAH WICKHAM

Co-convenor of the faction is a Sarah Wickham, best known for her particular fashion style which intriguingly includes pencil skirts less so of the HB and more so of the thicker ten pen variety. (OC: Not exactly sure what this means but it sounds nasty enough to be included)

Wickham's other claim to fame includes her former role in the National Women's Office for the National Union of Students. KFC Gloria Jeans' voucher for anyone who can say what that position actually involves, beyond simply being both female and a member of the Socialist Left. Wickham was "elected" unopposed to the position late last year, after a behind-the-scenes coup within the faction. Jennings staffer babe Stef Puszka was ousted as convenor, even after she had organised for the faction to assist in the successful campaign of Darren "Fromage Homme" Cheeseman, earning her many brownie points within the senior Socialist Left faction, if that means anything at all.

Unfortunately for Lil' Miss Puszka, she had fallen out with the notorious former Monash student president Bad Zoe Edwards, after the two became serious rivals for the presidency of the notoriously corrupt Monash Student Association. Insiders tell the OC that the relationship between the two is poisonous, with the faction polarised between their respective camps. While being paid to be the President of the MSA, Bad Zoe spent many hours on the phone and on email bullying her supporters (if indeed that can be a plural) and other members of the faction into helping her to smite Stef whom she frequently labelled a "witch".

Given that Bad Zoe would have been unable herself to get the numbers on account of her personality, she instead installed her puppet Sarah Wickham to the position, despite Wickham being known to members of all ALP factions, in the language of the youth, as a "guttersnipe". (OC: Nice)  Incidents of Wickham's debauchery during inebriation include claims of Exorcist-style projectile vomiting a pungent brown liquid onto a fellow ALP patriot's kitchen floor. It is not known at this stage whether or not Wickham has been a recipient of Marshall's brand of networking. But that would certainly be enough to make anyone sick.

Game on.

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GREEN MYTHS: The Eco Left Have Deceived The World // It's Time To Fight Back

Age émigré Jonathan Green is the bald head of Nameless. His by-line doesn't appear much but his politics infuses every word. He is Green by name and Greens by nature.

Some of what he is held responsible for is the introductory blurb, sometimes the only thing worth reading in the bankrupt email newsletter. Much like Guy "Gee" Rundle, what he writes is obscene but tolerably witty when he doesn't try too hard or showing off by quoting from the latest lesbian amputee poet or Althusserian philosopher. (Althusser was a French Marxist, popular in some latte left circles who strangled his wife to death, claiming that he was merely massaging his wife's neck and then had no memory of what happened next.)

THE SKY IS FALLING

Yesterday they gave a revealing insight into their politics, increasingly stridently left-wing and odd:

Will we look back at 2008 and wonder whether this was the moment in time that people and politics woke up to the possibility that something had to change? That the assumptions of growth and consumption that have been taken for granted since the enclosure of the fields could no longer be sustained?

Doomsday lefty politics. We ought not be surprised. Perhaps the Nameless publisher/owner Eric Beecher ought give his tens of millions of dollars to Gaia.

Doomsday politics which ignores the exponential growth possibilities made real everyday by technological change is the new future for the Left in a world where state socialism/ownership is such a proven failure.

"We're running out of everything", they say. We must retreat to an non-air-conditioned, organic, rural, non-genetically modified world where everyone drives a Prius.

TOMORROW WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN TODAY DESPITE LEFTY PREACHING

Nonsense of course. Technology and the human ingenuity that underpins it will continue to drive living standards up and enable us to scale new heights of human achievement. We've been here before. Oil prices have been high before. And they will retreat once again.

But the temporary high prices do make people worry. As has climate change worried many people who just assume what they're told by lefty scientists is true.

And these fears, some of them legitimate are what the Left are now seizing on to drive their latest attack on our way of life. The Greens party is little more than a fear and ignorance exploitation party.

So it's useful I think to shine the bright light of patriotic truth on some of their assumptions, spin and lies and see where it takes us.

Climate change pre-occupied folk at Wired have patriotically listed some inconvenient truths which challenge many Greeny urban myths:

FACT ONE: Living in the City is much better for the environment than living anywhere else. In the US for example, folks who live in Manhattan have the lowest carbon footprint in the nation.

FACT TWO: Air conditioning uses a lot less energy than heating.

FACT THREE: Conventional farming puts less strain on the environment than organic farming.

FACT FOUR: An important strategy for addressing climate change involves chopping down trees and planting new ones.

FACT FIVE: China - horrible in many other ways with its gangsta politics - is slotted for environmental vandalism. But they're actually now the world's number producer of solar panels and pushed by sky-rocketing energy prices are ensuring they have alternatives to over-priced Saudi oil.

FACT SIX: Genetic engineering is already reducing the need for energy intensive fertilisers and herbicide.

FACT SEVEN: Carbon trading schemes are a gimmick that will make no difference.

FACT EIGHT: Nuclear power is a very low carbon per kilowatt hour source of energy.

FACT NINE: Prius cars are cool but their battery has thirty pounds of nickel make their carbon footprint bigger than a Hummer. Buying a used car might be better for the environment.

Game on.

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