Tuesday, 6 May 2008

THE HOG: Online Suzanne Carbone Repositions From Boring Leftard Hack To Show Biz Reporter // Can The Leopard Skin Change Its Spots?

The Age's geriatrictard gossip grump Lawrence Money shot his load first but his partner in grime Sultry Socialist Suzy Carbone was not willing to cop it lying down and as we demanded has started her blog career showing all the qualities of the blandly depressingly wannabe tabloid Age online with this apparently autobiographical account in a disturbing inner-north-western suburbs version of Bridget Jones's Diary:

Sex. Anorexic model survives on one pea a day. Erection problems. Postie bites dog. Sex. Botox disaster. One-legged bank robber trips up. Sex. Breast implants explode during sex.

Armed with a pic that has been photoshopped within an inch of its life, unless the socialist has been spending the last month in one of those increasingly empty tanning salons, the limelight hogging lefty has used her blog to boast of her many invitations to all sorts of events.

No doubt impressive but does make you wonder why there's usually so little gossip in her column relating to anything that goes on at those functions. Does she hop into the freebie drinkies too much to pay attention? Or just too compromised by those dishing out the 'vites to ever report on anything interesting that might go down.

The Lawrence has a fair old crack of his once vicious yet aging and increasingly flaccid whip but with Suzy putting the column together it's always so worthy and political and pre-occupied by spelling errors. Yawn. Scarcely a month goes by without this supposedly show-biz preoccupied entity expressing her angst about Labor branch-stacking.

Perhaps more Bridget Jones less shameful toady socialist left slacker would work out better in the column as well.

Game on.

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AS PLAIN AS THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE: Troy Buswell Has Got To Go // The Latest Smutty Chapter In The Life And Times of A Liberal Leader Without Honour

While the Beauties for Britain party wants to make politics beautiful, keeping it firmly in the ugly camp is the astonishingly still-on-the-job Troy Buswell, current leader of the WA Liberals.

Having squibbed the amputation operation, it now appears the fools are set for death by a thousands cuts. AAP reports on an off-line West Australian story today:

The woman at the centre of the seat-sniffing scandal involving West Australian Opposition Leader Troy Buswell says he writhed in mock sexual pleasure during the incident.

The woman, who remains unnamed, told The West Australian newspaper that Mr Buswell sniffed her chair twice within 10 minutes, while groaning and making "sexually satisfying noises".

The woman was today reported by The West Australian as saying that Mr Buswell placed a chair on his head twice within 10 minutes, sniffing it before writhing in mock sexual ecstasy.

"We finished the meeting (with a constituent), I walked the bloke downstairs and out of parliament, and when I got back I walked into the room to pick up my notepad from the desk and Buswell started grabbing the chairs going
`aahww, which one did you sit in? I'll be able to tell'," she said.

"And then he picked them up and started sniffing them and groaning and making sexually satisfying noises. I went, `you're sick, knock it off', and grabbed my staff and walked out, but he didn't pay attention to a word I said."

The woman said she was standing with colleagues about 10 minutes later when one of them knocked on Mr Buswell's door to ask one of his staff to lunch.

"Buswell opened the door really wide, grabbed a chair and started sniffing it, lifted it above his head sniffing it and breathing in, going `aaww yeah'," the woman said.
"It was awful. My colleagues, the four men I worked with, were just stunned into silence."

Game on.

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SHOW BUSINESS FOR UGLY PEOPLE NO MORE: The Beauty Party Pledges To Give Politics a Makeover

Politics is said to be show business for ugly people. Whoever said it obviously hadn't met the federal member for Indi, Mrs Sophie Mirabella.

Nor had they presumably encountered former beauty queen Gemma Garrett, a candidate in a looming by-election in Britain where she will be representing the Beauties for Britain Party.

The UK press reports:

The 26-year-old from Belfast will represent the newly formed Beauties for Britain party.

She has pledged to “help make Westminster as glamorous a place as its fellow European legislatures, where beautiful women abound in the higher echelons of government”.

Vowing to “make Britain feel beautiful again”, she said: “I may not know a lot about politics yet but I do know about people and how everyone would prefer that Britain looks and feels beautiful instead of dwelling on the ugly and negative side of life and politics.

”I want British politicians to be sexy not sleazy and to show that they really care about women.

“For British politics it's all change at Crewe and I am really looking forward to meeting all the voters there and to showing them the power of beauty.”

Game on.

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THE LABOR CAMP: Disturbing Details Emerge of The Horrors of A Socialist Left Labor Camp

This past weekend, Federal Labor MP and Socialist Leftard Darren Cheeseman attended a debauched beach "Labor Camp" organised by Monash University Young Labor Socialist Left activists where we have learned there were incidents of illicit drug-use, alcohol abuse, dirty dancing that would induce nausea in all but strongest of stomachs and less than wild sex scenes involving some intolerably boring people.

Sources close to the Cheeseman insist that he was invited to talk innocently with the group about how to rort ballots "and stuff" and was not involved in some of the alleged conduct including group sessions of praise for the group's spiritual and egomaniacal leader Bad Zoe Edwards, streaking and illicit drug taking. He insists he left before the young Lefty militant Mark Baker removed his top and pointed his man-boobs provocatively at the moon.

Cheeseman, known for his poor memory and limited organisational skills might have just forgot about these horrors just like he routinely forgets to order Comcars in Canberra and is forever bumming lifts to the airport with fellow travellers like Wilson Tuckey and Ross Lightfoot.

Photographs obtained by the OC provide just a glimpse inside the depraved environment, which left at least one young and impressionable Monash Labor Club student in a highly distressed state. They told the OC "It was gross, Mark Baker is a real pig. He has turned public belching into an art form. There was a real feeling of menace in the place."

Some older members who didn't attend have told the OC of a depraved and incestuous culture within the Left-wing militants that involves a culture of disturbing sexual harassment. "It's not just slave auctions or lust-filled Left Senators salivating over the young women in the club, there's a real expectation that to get ahead, we must give head. It's not right."

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SPRING STREET SAUSAGE SIZZLE: George Seitz Encourages Lefty Rogues Mammarella and Tarczon To Follow His Enlightened Path

On the windswept steps of the Victorian Parliament this lunch time, the Parliamentary Lions Club arrived to provide a sausage sizzle to raise money for the fight against prostate cancer.

Aided by Lions Club of Sunshine chieftains Bob Mammarella and Les Tarczon who were typically large and in pretending to be in charge, Lions Club Parliamentary Supremo George Seitz did his best to keep the rogues in order while a bi-partisan grouping of members of Parliament cooked and did their best for charity. It was pleasing to see Mammarella and Tarczon put their fiendish branch-stacking and evil Socialist scheming to one side to support a good cause, for a change.

The whole thing looked like a Victorian political version of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice. Now that's an idea.

The Parliamentary Lions Club is set to become a major force for good in the Parliamentary precinct. Even journalists are welcome to join apparently.

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THE POONER: Troy Buswell Retained By Unfussy WA Libs While WA Labor Girls Go Wild At Golf Clubs

Oddly retained Liberal WA Leader Troy Buswell's pooning (many thanks to the patriot who brought this word to our attention, although we don't expect to see it in Reader's Digest Word Power any time soon) antics have lifted the lid on all that West Australian politicians are doing to undermine public confidence in all of them.

Not only do we have the extremely strange situation where the WA Libs voted to retain a leader whose chair sniffing sexual harassment of an employee attracted worldwide media attention, the Labor caucus is also doing its bit to bring further odium to political life out West.

The West Australian reports:

A senior employee at the Sanctuary Golf Resort has claimed his staff had to tell several Labor MPs to put their clothes back on at the social function where Alan Carpenter is alleged to have lifted the top of Labor MP Jaye Radisich and exposed her bra.

The staff member, who would not be named, told The West Australian that one of his colleagues who was working on the evening Labor MPs held a karaoke party at the Bunbury resort in 2004 remembered that once MPs had a few drinks, a number started to take off their tops.

The Libs at least are working on ensuring these kinds of events don't get a public airing again. Might be easier if both parties just ensure there's no repeat of such embarrassing efforts.

Liberal MPs yesterday made a pact not to air their dirty linen in public in a desperate bid to avoid a repeat of the public scandal over leader Troy Buswell’s seat-sniffing antics that have engulfed the party.

Many think they needed to do more to distance themselves from his strange misconduct. Indeed The Australian's Amanda O'Brien claims that only eighteen of his thirty-one member party room support his leadership. It's probably the only forum in the nation where Buswell could command a majority.

Game on.

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BEIJING'S BUD: Aussie Human Rights Boss Licks Chinese Jackboots

John von Doussa is a man so flexible that had he not pursued the law he might have considered gymnastics or yoga instruction as happy if not as remunerative alternatives.

As Andrew Bolt and Rowan Callick have pointed out, Australia's Human Rights and Equal Opportunity Commission president gave an extraordinary interview on the Beijing government's propaganda channel - fronted by our very own Edwin Maher/Tokyo Rose - where he basically said that the Beijing government's  human rights abuses were exaggerated in the west and that China was much more progressive than it appeared.

Consider first Mr von Doussa's own record which includes condemning Australian anti-terrorism laws as belonging to a "police state".

And also his concern that while PM Rudd's apology was good that the "gross violations of fundamental human rights caused to Aborigines" in areas of "health, housing, education and employment."

Many people would agree with him on those things but the inconsistency in attitude is remarkable. While it is true that China has been an economic success in recent years, there is little to celebrate in the way it treats its own citizens. Rather than exaggerate for the purposes of getting attention our own problems and minimising the obvious outrages prevailing in China, wouldn't it be great if the taxpayer funded Human Rights boss told the truth about the Beijing government.

Courtesy of Amnesty, this seems a good summary of the human rights situation in China. No doubt it's better than it was under Mao but it is still a record that sits very uncomfortably with John von Doussa's weird defence.

Death penalty

Have the Chinese authorities reduced the number of crimes punishable by the death penalty?
No. There are around 68 crimes punishable by execution in China, including tax fraud, counterfeiting money and smuggling cultural relics.

Have the Chinese authorities published the number of executions?
No. The number of executions in China remains an official state secret. According to reliable estimates, on average China secretly executes up to 600 prisoners every year.

Have the Chinese authorities provided access and information to families and lawyers of those facing death penalty?
No. They are still refused information and access. In some cases, families are unaware that the execution has taken place and are refused the body to bury, for example the cases of Wu Zhenjiang and Niu Shubin.

Have the Chinese authorities provided justice for Nie Shubin's family?
No. Nie Shubin was executed in 1995 for a crime he did not commit. His family were given no information about his situation after the trial and were only aware of his death after his father went to take him some food in prison. They continue to fight for compensation for his wrongful execution.

Have the Chinese authorities provided justice for Wu Zhenjiang's family?
No. Wu Zhenjiang was executed in January 2005. His family say that they were not allowed to meet with him after his first instance trial and were never given his body to bury. They continue to struggle to obtain more information on his case, in particular what happened to his body.

Fair trials & the prevention of torture

Have the Chinese authorities ensured fair trails and an to detention without trial?
No. They continue to operate trials that are not in accordance with international standards and have failed to put an end to punitive detention without trial.

Have the Chinese authorities abolished 'Re-education through Labour' and 'enforced drug Rehabilitation'?
No. Hundreds of thousands of people are believed to be held in RTL facilities across China, many in harsh conditions. They include critics of the government and followers of banned beliefs.

Have the Chinese authorities prevented the use of RTL in cleaning up of Beijing's streets ahead of the games?
No. The system of "Re-education" through Labour remains intact and available for use by the Beijing police as a tool to sweep "undesirables" off the streets as part of the pre-Olympics clean up of Beijing.

Have the Chinese authorities freed prisoner of Conscience Bu Dongwei?
No. Bu Dongwei was assigned two-and-a-half-years' Re-education through labour in June 2006 in connection with his activities as a member of the peaceful Falun Gong spiritual movement.

Human rights defenders

Have the Chinese authorities started to respect the rights of human rights defenders?
No. The crackdown on human rights activists has actually intensified over the past year and several peaceful activists remain imprisoned or held under tight police surveillance.

Have the Chinese authorities started to allow human rights defenders to do their work?
No. Those standing up for human rights; whether through peaceful protest or petitioning the authorities to improve human rights, continue to be punished and detained. They are denied access to a fair trial according to international standards.

Have the Chinese authorities released human rights defender Shi Tao?
No. Shi Tao remains imprisoned for peacefully exercising his right to freedom of expression, by sending an email summarising a government communiqué to a website in the USA.

Have the Chinese authorities released human rights defender Chen Guangcheng?
No. Chen Guangcheng is serving a prison sentence that appears to be intended to prevent him from carrying out peaceful and legitimate human rights activities.

Have the Chinese authorities released human rights defender Ye Guozhou?
No. Ye Guzhou is serving four years in prison after he applied for official permission to hold a demonstration against alleged forced evictions in Beijing. He is believed to have been tortured in detention.

Have the Chinese authorities released human rights defender Hu Jia?
No. Hu Jia is currently detained in Bejing after an unfair trial. He is a prisoner of conscience detained solely in violation of his fundamental human rights to freedom of opinion and expression.

Have the Chinese authorities provided justice for the Tiananmen Mothers?
No. The Tiananmen Mothers continue to call for justice for their loved ones killed or injured in the military crackdown on the 1989 pro-democracy movement.

Freedom of expression

Have the Chinese authorities provided full media freedom to all journalists?
No. Foreign journalists continue to be obstructed from reporting on issues deemed sensitive by the authorities despite the introduction of new regulations last year. Chinese journalists continue to work under conditions of tight control and censorship.

Have the Chinese authorities ensured that no-one is arrested and/or tried for the legitimate use of the internet?
No. Internet censorship remains pervasive in China with few signs that the authorities are prepared to relax policies of surveillance and control.

Have the Chinese authorities released those detained for the legitimate use of the internet such as Huang Jinqui and Yang Tongyan?
No. Huang Jinqui and Yang Tongyan  is serving  a 12 year sentence in Pukou and Nanjing City prison, where he continues to be ill-treated, for their online writings.

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