Tuesday, 25 March 2008

JASPAN SPOOKED: The Age's Editor In Chief Isn't Just Paranoid, They Really Are Out To Get Him

The Age's Editor in Chief Andrew Jaspan is reportedly unnerved about the lingering and unmistakably hostile presence of "special projects" editor Mark Baker, formerly editor of the Canberra Times.

The OC Investigations Unit reports that The Age newsroom is abuzz with talk that Baker barely disguises his contempt and loathing for Jaspan who is an increasingly hated figure among the proles. Jaspan is aware of Baker's hostility but is not in any position to do anything about it.

BAKER'S LICENCE TO KILL

Normally Baker is considered a shrewd manipulator type of the Machiavellian school but so confident is he of his imminent promotion to Jaspan's job that he is not showing any subtlety at all, insiders say.

This bolshie spirit is winning Baker quite a few new friends among those who've toiled under the randomness and inanity of the Jaspan-Ramadge terrors. Baker must be better they believe.

Ramadge - too oafish and pre-occupied with his cod-piece to sense real danger - is increasingly regarded as a walking corpse, propped up by Jaspan in the Weekend at Bernie's style.

Baker's remarkably unsubtle and contrary approach was believed to have been prompted by Jaspan undermining Baker's bid to become editor of the Sunday Age. Jaspan feared Baker would use this as a springboard to take his job. But the sneaky Pom appears to have miscalculated, by keeping Baker's hands idle in a do-nothing role, he appears to be cooking up quite a storm of his own with the Jaspan's increasingly feral minions.

Game on.

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PROPAGANDA MACHINE: Misquote Claim Mars Casey Councillors' Publicity Binge

The crazy Casey council is good at one thing, getting their names in the paper.

Just last Thursday, the Herald Sun ran a story (off-line) about Casey councillor Wreford calling on the government to criminalise the supply of alcohol to minors to combat binge drinking in the area.

The Casey council routinely focuses on areas totally outside its jurisdiction while failing to take care of the basics, like a functioning council and an accountable chief executive.

The demand is not greatly conceptually different from their recent grandstanding votes demanding new hospitals, roads and other taxpayer funded facilities from state and federal governments.

One councillor notorious for this kind of cunning stuntery is Cr Steve Beardon, whose next notice of motion probably demands Six Flags Magic Mountain, the Socialist Left's Bill Albon and Hustler combine in joint venture to establish a new Cranbourne based Thai style theme-park celebrating the exotic arts to save Beardon a trip to Bangkok.

The one thing in common with each of these stunt resolutions is that the disgraced council, where councillors steal beer from the mini-fridge as part of their sense of entitlement, actually offers to contribute none of its own vast multi-million dollar budget.

COUNCILLOR SLAGS HER OWN PATCH // OR DOES SHE?

But on this occasion, it looked like the grandstanding backfired with the the councillor quoted in the binge drinking article slagging off her local area of Narre Warren saying there are "out of control teenage parties in her area every weekend." She denies ever saying these words.

The issue of her being misquoted arose when Cr Steve Beardon checked the story on the News Limited database at or prior to 11.41pm on Wednesday night, as the Thursday newspaper was being printed.

Beardon had either been expecting the story or is in the practice of checking the database every night for advanced warning of the nature of stories, usually planted by him in a way that has caused serious concern in the Local Government Department.

She responded that she'd been misquoted:

I didn't say there was out of control parties in my area every weekend!!!!!

Because he'd circulated the story through the night before and it contained an allegedly incorrect quote, Council officers suspected it another example of Beardon's orchestrated propaganda campaign which has played such a big role in discrediting Casey.

WREFORD DENIES BEARDON SPEAKS FOR HER

Cr. Wreford strongly denies this though, telling the OC that "No other councillor speaks to the press on my behalf". She says - and provides some evidence - that she has been campaigning for some time on the issue of underage alcohol abuse. This is clearly an issue in Narre Warren, the home of party animal Corey Delaney.

Beardon though clearly has more questions to answer on other issues, with him facing repeated accusations of breaching the Local Government Act by illegally disclosing confidential information.

Emailed documents obtained by the OC reveal that Beardon is in breach of recent directives from the state government Ombudsman by making persistent and direct communications with the staff who are meant to properly report to the Chief Executive, one of the state's highest paid and underworked bureaucrats Mike Tyler.

If a municipal inspector finds that Beardon has been giving improper directions to council officers or disclosing confidential information he could face criminal prosecution and be sacked from the Council.

Game on.

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FREE EDUCATION: Being Anti Compulsory Student Union Fees Doesn't Mean You're Anti Student Politics

Student services like sports and childcare and clubs at Australian universities are "critical", "vital", "essential" to the University experience say those managing the universities. Or so they told the ABC the other day.

So essential that they are reluctant to fund them or refuse to.

For reasons that boil down to power, those within student unions including a few Labor moderates who really should know much better, are not demanding University bosses pull out the cheque book, they're not insisting the bloated Commonwealth big-spending government pay for these "crucial" services, they are demanding the feds impose a tax on students in the form of compulsory "services fees".

It is a far cry from their stated commitment to "free education."

Why? How could this possibly be? Union officials demanding their members be slugged? It's truly weird. But there is an explanation.

Those running student unions - not the mostly irrelevant elected ones but the permanent staff who really run them - don't want to be responsible for taxpayer funds, they'd much rather pretend the money they get is more like a union fee.

Why?

So they can continue to be completely unaccountable for it. They dread the interference that government could impose if they were just sending the money from taxpayers.

USEFUL IDIOTS

And student leaders, many of them have the best of intentions in my view, are sadly just "useful idiots" for the very well paid student union bureaucrats and managers who really run the show and who fear outside scrutiny like a cockroach fears light.

Elected student leaders obviously want the money to sustain the stuff they're rightly and understandably interested in. For fully functioning student clubs and student newspapers and student representation and national conferences and all that good stuff. Clearly all of that is important.

STUDENT POLITICS IS WONDERFUL

It was important enough to me for me to spend a few crazy years doing not much else in the arid badlands of Australia's politically nastiest university and I loved practically every minute of it, the skills I learned there have been useful nearly every day since, the friendships forged there are embroidered on the fabric of my life, the political beliefs that my experiences there helped shape are what you see here every day (some might think this to be no good thing in which case I wonder they keep coming back).

I saw close up just how hateful and intolerant the extremes of politics are. I saw the violence in the eyes of those who preached peace loudest. I saw heroic people inspire the silent majority of the less than interested into election victories against corrupt, slimy fanatics who sought to monopolise power for extreme-left causes. Even the bad parts of the experience were brilliantly useful to me and I wouldn't trade them for all the tea bribes in China.

WHO SHOULD PAY

So, being adamantly opposed to the government poll-taxing students to hand the loot to student unions doesn't make me opposed to student unions. I'd much rather the burden for footing the bill for these services which are said to be so crucial rest with all taxpayers who are paying most of the tab for the teaching anyway.

It's important enough that I believe the federal government (and therefore taxpayers) ought to be funding it, yes even that area of student life never defended in public, student politics.

While there are many political loons sheltered in student unions, the truth is that they help train some of the nation's best elected representatives on both sides of mainstream politics. For that alone, it provides the nation a valuable service. From Julia Gillard to Michael Danby to Joe Hockey to Peter Costello, we can see that their experience in university politics was formative in making them the highly effective public servants they have have proved themselves to be. Training the next generation of political leadership seems to me to be an entirely legitimate application of public monies, indeed I could think of few other more important areas of spending.

Too many of those who support voluntary student unionism on ideological grounds are driven by a desire to throw student representative bodies over a cliff. That's not the OC's view, however flawed they are, they are important, just as important as student services more frequently cited.

These things are an important part of the University experience for many people and as I have shown are important for the nation. And if they are central to their university experience then they are part of the "core business" - to use the market jargon University bureaucrats throw around but seldom understand while of course never imposing real competitive market pressures on themselves - of universities and ought to be funded in the same way as teaching and the enormous salaries for vice-chancellors are funded, from the people.

THEY PROMISED NOT TO IMPOSE A STUDENT TAX // THEY PROMISED NOT TO ADD IT TO STUDENT DEBT // THEY PROMISED NO GOING BACK TO THE BAD OLD DAYS

Kevin Rudd promised not to reintroduce a student tax in the form of compulsory union fees. He promised not introduce a loans scheme for fund it by adding to student debt through HECS either. His spokesman Stephen Smith was very specific on that in responding to questions from journalists prior to the election. When asked on 22nd May 2007:

JOURNALIST: So on the funding side, have you canvassed, or are you contemplating some sort of loan or deferred payment?
STEPHEN SMITH: No, absolutely not. One thing I can absolutely rule out is that I am not considering a HECS style arrangement, particularly a compulsory HECS style arrangement. I don’t know where that came from, that may have been a suggestion made by one of the interested parties to the journalist concerned. But I certainly do not have on my list an extension of HECS, either voluntary or compulsory, to fund these services. So I absolutely rule that out.

What part of absolutely not and I absolutely rule that out don't some people understand?

Despite those very specific undertakings, the responsible Minister Julia Gillard is floating the balloon of breaking these campaign commitments. They have no mandate to do anything of the sort. They have a very busy agenda of promises that will very tough to meet in Rudd's first term with a global economy entering some trying times. They've started well and will be a good - hopefully great - government.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

The sad fact is that Julia Gillard is surrounded by many who have an ideological commitment to compulsory student union fees. Not just in her ministerial office but in the Department as well. Not just in the department but those administering universities too. Student leaders, clock-watching bludger student union bureaucrats all seem to want it too. The silent majority, those who'll be stuck paying up to $500 a year, won't get their voice heard very much at all. They won't be invited or have time or have enough interest to show up to the "consultation" meetings that the government has organised.

A great government needs to go beyond those with a vested interest and look at just how few people are joining student unions right now, when they have a choice. It's even higher than I suspected it would be, 90% or more. The membership model has failed here, so bury it and move on.

A great government needs to consider that it's not only young Liberals who don't want University students taxed for services that are said to be so essential. This is a social justice issue that couldn't be any clearer.

A great government will ensure services and representation for Australian universities are sufficiently well funded for both to function well. A great government wouldn't dream of making teenagers and early twenty somethings pick up the tab when they can afford it the least. A great government will honour the Australian people by honouring the promises - all of them - they made in order to get elected.

Game on.

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PROFITS LIKE US: Australian Exporters and Investors Could Benefit From More Economic Spies With Fewer Grinning Politician Ambassadors and Whiny DFAT Leftards

Most of what Australian governments do to promote the interests of Australian business is centred on either looking after political and bureaucratic mates or extracting announcement value, not on helping the bottom line of Australian exporters and investors overseas.

THE BUCKINGHAM SPECIAL

The Victorian Government recently did a study into its overseas representation and concluded it didn't have enough offices and pushed for more in South East Asia [pdf]

Clearly the author had a hankering for being asked to do more studies.

Perhaps certain among the intimate leadership group of Nationals Party MPs recently cruelly deprived of their chauffeured limousines to ferry them home to their inner-city flats from cocktail parties and gallery openings could commission David Buckingham to do a report into their transport needs. Bentleys for all, he'd probably opine.

A COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY

Yet despite Buckingham's report, a former head of Austrade and former NSW Premier Bob Carr reckon state government representative offices overseas are a waste of money. Their claims don't really come as a huge shock.

While no doubt, many of those who've represented Victoria and Australia have meant well, it seems doubtful the world would come to an end had they not been able to do so.

Consider the scandalous situation in the City of Melbourne which maintains its own international division with dozens of cardigans, complete with its own overseas representation in China and probably elsewhere.

In the OC's observation, it can be useful for Australian exporters and investors doing business overseas to be able to rely on the prestige of being associated with an embassy itself. But even that is only very rarely useful for anything. Occasionally they have useful contacts, but usually these are in government. The truth is that at best Australian government representatives are of marginal use to any Australian business. And Austrade has none of the prestige of an Embassy with all of the uselessness.

Bodies like the Australian-Israel Chamber of Commerce, not funded at all by taxpayers as far as we know, do much more to promote Australian exports and investment opportunities in one small market than DFAT ever could.

TIME TO DIRTY UP

It's for that reason we should end the pretence about what these offices can achieve. Austrade and pathetic state government equivalents are mostly a waste of money.

They are waste of money because there is little they do that business cannot easily do for itself. There is one area though where government is best positioned to take action.

While it might not be polite to talk of such things, increasingly where governments can be useful for business is in secret intelligence gathering in foreign countries and providing relevant information to Australian businesses operating there. Many other nations do this and we understand ASIS very occasionally does to some extent too, albeit with very limited resources.

Trouble is there's no announcement value in competitive intelligence. The only time you get press in the spy business is when you get caught. And for that reason, it will remain a very low priority on our politicians' agenda while they greedily contemplate their own Vanstone-Beattie style overseas retirement with the public picking up the bill.

Game on.

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