THE LABOR CAMP: Disturbing Details Emerge of The Horrors of A Socialist Left Labor Camp

This past weekend, Federal Labor MP and Socialist Leftard Darren Cheeseman attended a debauched beach "Labor Camp" organised by Monash University Young Labor Socialist Left activists where we have learned there were incidents of illicit drug-use, alcohol abuse, dirty dancing that would induce nausea in all but strongest of stomachs and less than wild sex scenes involving some intolerably boring people.

Sources close to the Cheeseman insist that he was invited to talk innocently with the group about how to rort ballots "and stuff" and was not involved in some of the alleged conduct including group sessions of praise for the group's spiritual and egomaniacal leader Bad Zoe Edwards, streaking and illicit drug taking. He insists he left before the young Lefty militant Mark Baker removed his top and pointed his man-boobs provocatively at the moon.

Cheeseman, known for his poor memory and limited organisational skills might have just forgot about these horrors just like he routinely forgets to order Comcars in Canberra and is forever bumming lifts to the airport with fellow travellers like Wilson Tuckey and Ross Lightfoot.

Photographs obtained by the OC provide just a glimpse inside the depraved environment, which left at least one young and impressionable Monash Labor Club student in a highly distressed state. They told the OC "It was gross, Mark Baker is a real pig. He has turned public belching into an art form. There was a real feeling of menace in the place."

Some older members who didn't attend have told the OC of a depraved and incestuous culture within the Left-wing militants that involves a culture of disturbing sexual harassment. "It's not just slave auctions or lust-filled Left Senators salivating over the young women in the club, there's a real expectation that to get ahead, we must give head. It's not right."

Click below to see behind the scenes of the Monash Labor Camp.




Game on.