BABE V PIG: Queensland Greens Finally Announce Larissa Waters' Triumph Twenty Days After OC Scoop

AAP reports that the Queensland Greens have finally publicly confirmed the now ancient OC story that Greensbabe Luscious Larissa Waters has been selected as the militant party's lead Senate candidate in the Sunshine State.

In the interests of a well informed public debate, the OC Investigations Unit (Photoshopping Team) have produced a simulated image of possible Queensland Greens promotional material in the lead up to the state election. It is an artist's impression. Some might say a BS artist's impression. We report, you decide.

Loser and deathbeast Juanita Wheeler, owner of three childcare centres and technology company executive is far more influential within the national Greens hierarchy than Larissa and is understood to have attempted a coup against Larissa. The coup attempt failed with Larissa scoring two-thirds of the vote and moves from "Southerners" supporting Big Juanita were seen as potentially extremely disruptive and divisive.

So in the end the heavyweight backed off and a scandalous twenty days after we announced it, the Greens have finally officially revealed their candidates' name: blonde bombshell Larissa Waters. As hippies committed to open democracy they certainly have refined Joe Stalin's techniques down to perfection.

Game on.

PS We salute the brave patriots including computer guru and OC News Contributor Dr Sam Stainsby who operated behind enemy lines to provide us with up-to-the-minute breaking news from the Greens Politburo. Many thanks.