CRUSHED: Greens Heavyweight Humiliated By Larissa Landslide

Amid furious allegations of ballot-rigging, sleazy preference deals, character assasination and electoral corruption, glamour Green Larissa Waters has emerged triumphant over heavyweight millionaire Greens National Campaign Director Juanita Wheeler in a shock landslide for the Queensland Greens Senate preselection.


COUNT CORRUPTION
Lipstick Larissa's supporters had to drag the Greens machine-men kicking and screaming to the ballot box too, as they had refused to count the postal baldespite threats of litigation from Team Larissa.

The count was initially scheduled to occur early this week and had been delayed without reason or public explanation until last night causing many to fear that Juanita Wheeler planned to chew through the ballot-box and "supplement" the count with some North Korean style ballot guidance.

LEGAL SCHEMING
The decision must then be ratified by the Politburo of the Greens known as the State Council. In addition it is understood that Comrade Wheeler is then planning to appeal the result which might take many months to work out.

Embarrassingly though for Wheeler who has positioned her substantial bottom at the top of the Greens tree of power nationally, Larissa's dummy and sometimes monkey-headed candidates who ran merely to deliver her preferences managed to poll more than Wheeler did.

It is considered an incredible repudiation of Wheeler's dictatorial management style by those opposed to her reign of error.

Should she survive the intrigues and manipulations of Juanita's sinister cabal of clout, Larissa will be all set to go to the people of Queensland with her sweet smile and stupid scheme to ban the use of coal, which could cost Queensland taxpayers more than $1 billion per annum. She and her Greens colleagues could well regain the balance of power after the next federal poll.

All on the back of getting three hundred votes in a corrupted preselection. It's enough to do Russ Hinze and descendants proud.

Game on.