GOOD NEWS FROM WANG: Australia's Princess Meets and Greets At The University With No Functioning Email

Mrs Sophie Mirabella MP received the members and Executive of the Melbourne University Liberal Club this afternoon where the young campus lads shared tea and crumpet on the University's South Lawn in celebration of a most honoured guest.

The festivities commenced at midday and culminated in many grateful passers-by thanking the MP for liberating them from the shackles of compulsory student union fascism of the kind practised by spiky-haired alternate lifestyler Comrade Bree Ahrens, President of the notoriously corrupt University of Melbourne Student Union.

The tireless federal MP and likely future Liberal leader talked with the young blokes about the challenges of Parliamentary life, including her commendable efforts to combat organised criminal farmers growing sly tobacco, public servants, other bludgers and those opposed to her personal efforts to increase the moral fibre of members of the Canberra press gallery.

The seasoned campaigner talked the young bucks through the finer points of electoral fundraising, unifying communities and probity in public office. Her message of faith and moral cleanliness was gratefully accepted by all who listened.

Game on.