WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE: Shock Scenes at The Age's Christmas Party of Shame // Jaspan Drunk as an English Lord

The Aged Editor Andrew Jaspan unleashed himself on unsuspecting workmates in unprecedented newspaper Christmas party shenanigans.

Drunk as a Lord, Editor in Chief Jaspan shocked colleagues by his drunken display, which saw him staggering around the party and ultimately causing him to be sent home by loyal factotum and axe-man Paul Ramadge.

Highlights of the evening include his recounting of crude jokes far too smutty for this family values website, a DJ and on-stage performance of a kind that nearly stirred Old Man Syme out of his grave and his regular recitation of the mantra "It's been a challenging year" which soon devolved into "It's been a challenging" and then finally just a grunt.

Game on.



A visibly drunk Andrew Jaspan pictured here (centre) with the sober and surprised Matthew Murphy, The Aged political reporter on his right.