BIKED: Kind Elderly Man Killed By Gang of Bicyclists

A gang of bike riding hooligans mowed down a seventy seven year old Australian patriot James Gould and kept riding after he hit the road according to a shocking report in the Herald Sun. Even the fanatically anti-automobile Age newspaper has expressed concern about the Hell Ride gang.

Mr Gould died as a result of injuries sustained from the bicycle attack.

The incident puts into perspective hippy love claims that bicycle riding is a peaceful and environmentally sound alternative to commuting by automobile. Even a bikeist complained that a radical militant faction of the Hell Ride group was endangering lives for thrills.

The self-described Hell Ride group congregate regularly and have now engaged in deathly acts of violence that would make a motorcycle gang blush. Killing the elderly is beyond the pale even for these notoriously tough bike gangs.

Could you be their next victim?

Game on.